Old Meets New T-Shirts

'When does the screen saver come on?'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Does it come on Disc?'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

The Town Tweeter

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

American Gothic lol

"Hear ye! Hear ye! You have [5] notifications ..."

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

Robert Mitchum

'When did YOU get your own website?'

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

Faxissimus

"I think I'm in big trouble, Herb. I took A.T.&T.'s advice and gave my childhood sweetheart a call, and she's taking the next bus from Fort Lauderdale."

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

North Pole. The red nose had nothing to do with guiding us --- Rudolph has a GPS device!

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

Digital Hourglass

"Hi, I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"