Nostalgic For The Good Old Days Pillows

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Elephant rides.

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Islington Angels.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"