Old-school Nostalgics Pillows

Church in the year 2035.

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

Workers constructing barcodes

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

Teddy organ grinder

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'This is just like middle school, except here, they have a dedicated room to demoralise you.'

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

'She gave me half credit. Turns out 'late for roll call', 'fight in the cloak room', and 'rush to recess' are terms related to Congress and third grade.'