Nostalgic For Old-school Books Pillows

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Paul goes home for the holidays

Two Generations of Readers

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Lost Diary'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"The record player is skipping again."

Cinderella mopping up

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"Click on 'new book smell'."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

No assembly required.

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort." "Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you." "Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to?" "When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss." "That big galute and I were always pr

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

They met at a Book Club.

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

Oliver introduced to the respectable old gentleman

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'