Nostalgic Book Lovers Pillows

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Two Generations of Readers

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Print Suicide

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Cinderella mopping up

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"