Nostalgic For The 1930s Pillows

Legend has it that John Dillinger and his cronies would often hide out in small Indiana lake towns, trying to blend in with the locals.

Paul goes home for the holidays

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"The record player is skipping again."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

'Boy, that brings back memories.'