Nature Nostalgic Gifts

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

Where Mom used to take you.

Tony Weller and his grandson

Childhood's End

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'I remember when this was all trees.'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'I just love you, warts and all...'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

"I'm afraid he may not recover. Even this special tonic didn't help! Andale! Let's take a picture...so we can remember the joy he brought into this house!"

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."

Talking christmas tree

"Oh honey look, IKEA. Where we had our first argument."

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'