Nature Nostalgist Pillows

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

The King In The Rain.

Rapunzel as a child.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

Snowglobe In Summer

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."

Art Gallery

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'I kind of miss the good old days when they used to fight over us...'