Outdoor Nostalgist Pillows

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Snowglobe In Summer

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

'The picture's snowy.'

No Loitering.

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

"No I don't want to play marbles again."

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

'This is one of the few things you still can't do off-line.'

'Fishing garden gnome'

'Shee-yoot. Now we ain't even a one-horse town.'

Farmer's Office Cubicle

Eddie longed for the days when kids play at the playground, instead of creating YouTube moments.

The delightful process of dressing in a bathing-machine

"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."

'Boy, pop-up books just aren't the same on these things.'

"You will arrive at your destination...in...five...months..."

'Does anyone want to pop the bubbles in this packaging?'

'Know what I miss about the jungle? Remember those little birds that used to sit on our backs?'