Winter Romance Seeker Gifts

'Do you come here often?'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

Keeping warm.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Ski kicker.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Cupid and parachutists.

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Funnel of Love.

Lovers embrace

"Wow! Check out the moon."

How oysters get engaged.

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Perfect Match