Ice Artist Pillows

Child making ice sculpture.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Cake

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Baking

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"You call this ice?"

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Ice-Cube-IV

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"We used to be cooler."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

Igloo Windfarm.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Cake Writer's Block

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

Violin Playing Snowman.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."