Creative Fixes Pillows

Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I don't know who you are!"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Larry does all his own stunts."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

A woman repairs a broken heart.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Man reading in lamp

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."