Creative Fixes Mugs

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I don't know who you are!"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Waiting for Pants

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Larry does all his own stunts."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Man reading in lamp

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."