Quick Fixes Pillows

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"Remedial Karate"

"Shall I kiss it better?"

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

Fixing the light

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 4

'Your fireplace needs a flue shot.'

"Baldo, you've been at that all day! I thought you said you can fix this thing 15 minutes!"

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Scre

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."