Quick Fixes Gifts

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Remedial Karate"

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

'Your fireplace needs a flue shot.'

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

Fixing the light

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"Baldo, you've been at that all day! I thought you said you can fix this thing 15 minutes!"

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 4