Quick Fix Quester Gifts

The post-holiday blues are dangerous to your mental health. Bleak weather, bills, too much family

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Handy-lion

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

A mess of mechanics

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

The Water Diviner

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'Your fireplace needs a flue shot.'

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

'Diet? Exercise... can't you just operate?'

'I knew you had a bit of rough!'

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

"It's going to cost more than it's worth to fix it. In fact, it's going to cost more than it's worth just to dispose of it."

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

Acme Tummy Flattening Kit

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

'I call him in for special jobs like this. There's your pearl necklace, Mrs. Spengler, good as new.'

Pandemic Pitfall!

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'