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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Handy-lion

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

A mess of mechanics

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

The Water Diviner

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'Your fireplace needs a flue shot.'

'Diet? Exercise... can't you just operate?'

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

'I knew you had a bit of rough!'

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

"It's going to cost more than it's worth to fix it. In fact, it's going to cost more than it's worth just to dispose of it."

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

Acme Tummy Flattening Kit

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

Pandemic Pitfall!

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

"Both parents work. Neither likes to cook."