Quick Fix Seeker Gifts

'Diet? Exercise... can't you just operate?'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Ancient Racing

Bob's Driving School.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

Do not disturb...

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Cow outboard engine

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

Pamplona 500

Slipstream

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

"What an amazing view!"

Pedalo Racer

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"