Quick Fix Seeker Gifts

'Diet? Exercise... can't you just operate?'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Ancient Racing

Bob's Driving School.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Do not disturb...

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

Computer Controlled Car

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"You're stealing the blanket."

Cow outboard engine

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Slipstream

Join me in a cup of tea!

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

Pamplona 500

"What an amazing view!"

Pedalo Racer

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'