Quick Solutions Seeker Gifts

'...the new Turbo Man Thirty Five Hundred.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Eureka

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

Low hanging fruit

No tools are kept in this van over night.

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'

"Try blowing on it."

'Diet? Exercise... can't you just operate?'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.