Pioneer Of Love Gifts

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

A divided world.

Orpheus and Eurydice

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

A Woman's Conquests.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Lovers Point.

A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.

"I would venture to say it's the best thing since that contraption we use to crank up a draw bridge."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'I never forget any of my girlfriends.'

"No, I invented the wheel, it was HIM that discovered fire."

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

The Day the Wheel was Invented

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

Genghis Khan

"When we circle the wagons, you don't have to keep signalling."

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

After centuries of working with a bow and arrow, Cupid goes high-tech.

'It will never work - you believe in the imposible dream while I dream the improbable dream!'

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'

"After fire and the wheel, we hit the wall."

10.378 BC: Zuk Ironthal developed the first diving suit.