Legendary Leader Lover Gifts

Genghis Khan

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'How about a game of cards?'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

Harry S. Truman

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Zorro as a child.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!