Leadership Lover Gifts

Wrong leadership.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Goldilock tried the third chair and it was juuust right.

'He's a little 'old school,' but he's got great leadership qualities.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'You're not a team player, are you!'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

Black Sheep

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We already have quite a few people who know how to divide. So essentially, we're now looking for people who know how to conquer.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'I can't take credit for Bentley's idea until I know it works.'

'I'm not saying that "women-run" businesses are perfect....'

"It's true you're chairman of the board, but let's not forget who's king!"

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Well, we all vote on what's best for the family...and then we do exactly what our leader says."

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

King George VI

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

"This isn't what I was thinking when I said an instrument of change."

"I've tried both, but I think I've had the most success delegating hunting."