Legendary Figure Lover Gifts

'I can't fire Lady Godiva, Dear - She's the best Press Secretary I've ever had!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

The Thinker. The Listener

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Zorro as a child.

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

The Sculptor

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Robert Schumann

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Charles Baudelaire

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'