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'I can't fire Lady Godiva, Dear - She's the best Press Secretary I've ever had!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Hildegard von Bingen

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

The Sculptor

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Robert Schumann

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Charles Baudelaire

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.