Legendary Leader Lover Pillows

Genghis Khan

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'How about a game of cards?'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Harry S. Truman

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"