Legendary Lovers Gifts

"Robin Hood and Maid Marian… and 'Trixie'"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Jack London

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

William Tell's Other Four Children