Intimate Innovator Gifts

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Romantic Glass Blower

Creative family

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Television company new recruit

Dog Walker

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

"Scuber?"

"It's our new living apart-together relationship."

I just invented the past tense and the present tense! Oh, did you, now?

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

"Well, right off I can tell the Feng Shui of your interrogation room is all off. The Life Area is in conflict with the Knowledge Area which creates a very powerful Alibi Area right here."

Sex Shop

Sarah enjoyed her dates a lot more ever since she invested in a ChaperDrone.

The First Aero Wedding

"I'm glad you're up for us having an open water marriage."

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'