Intimacy Improviser Gifts

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Relationship Warning Lights

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Arouse Me!"

Global Positioning Manual

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

Heart To Heart

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Was it funny for you?"

You're too intimate!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"My orgasm was fake."