Intimacy Initiator Gifts

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Pyjama party

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Kiss

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Global Positioning Manual

"Arouse Me!"

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'Henry, cut that out.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Romantic Coffee Dates

Heart To Heart

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

You're too intimate!

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

"Was it funny for you?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'