Intimacy Initiator Mugs

Sadie and I are on the rocks. She says I never make the moves. With what? She's always the one getting our intimate moments started. This conversation is not happening. Please, Rudy, I need to tell someone. No. STOP. Don't say it! She says I nave initiate Bingo. The grossest moment of my life narrowly avoided.

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pyjama party

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Kiss

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Arouse Me!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Henry, cut that out.'

Global Positioning Manual

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Romantic Coffee Dates

Heart To Heart

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

You're too intimate!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"Was it funny for you?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'