Intimacy Advocate Mugs

'Gerald. I'm feeling festive. Give me sex.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

WHO checklist

Kiss

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"You can always count on me."

"Arouse Me!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Global Positioning Manual

Domestic Pardners

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Love for the family

Love

"And this is my life support system."

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Heart To Heart

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Was it funny for you?"