Intimacy Advocate Pillows

'Gerald. I'm feeling festive. Give me sex.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Dolphin friendly tuna

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

WHO checklist

Kiss

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"You can always count on me."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

"Arouse Me!"

Global Positioning Manual

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Love for the family

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"And this is my life support system."

Heart To Heart

Love

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"Was it funny for you?"

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.