Safe Intimacy Advocates Pillows

'What does ominous mean?'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

New arrival

WHO checklist

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"That was some climax, Hon."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Sewer Rats

"What's a condom for?"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Couple in bed reading guide-books

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

Cautious photojournalist.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"You are here."

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

Coronavirus

The Joy of Sioux

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

AIDS prevention

Roman Condom Machine

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

"But do you feel invisible?"