Safe Intimacy Advocates Gifts

'What does ominous mean?'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

WHO checklist

New arrival

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That was some climax, Hon."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Sewer Rats

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"What's a condom for?"

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Cautious photojournalist.

"You are here."

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

Coronavirus

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

The Joy of Sioux

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

AIDS prevention

Roman Condom Machine

"But do you feel invisible?"

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."