Safe Sex Gifts

Family Planning: Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion!

Roman Condom Machine

Condom-Man to the rescue!

Tom had been told always to wear a condom.

AIDS prevention

DOUBLE SAFE SEX "Good idea - I'll wear mine and you'll wear yours."

'I'd invite you in for coffee - but I've run out of condoms'

Safe Sex

AIDS prevention

"Did you use a condom?"

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

WHO checklist

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Sex Education

"That was some climax, Hon."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"What's a condom for?"

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'What's oriole sex'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

Cautious photojournalist.

"You are here."

Sex therapy clinic

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Sex is good!'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"