Safe Sex Advocate Gifts

Family Planning: Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion!

Condom-Man to the rescue!

Roman Condom Machine

Tom had been told always to wear a condom.

"C'mon, baby. No. You know it's not as good when I wear it."

'I've never done this before.'

"You haven't done this before, have you...?"

"Really? I wear the same size condom I wore in high school."

"Did you use a condom?"

Cautious photojournalist.

AIDS prevention

Safe Sex

Condom discussion

'I'd invite you in for coffee - but I've run out of condoms'

New arrival

Flavius becomes embarrassed on ordering a pack of Trojans.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"What's a condom for?"

Full body condoms

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Getting the hang of it?"

WHO checklist

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'