Supporter Of Safe Sex Gifts

Promote the use of condoms.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

New arrival

WHO checklist

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"That was some climax, Hon."

Abortion Ban

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"What's a condom for?"

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Cautious photojournalist.

"You are here."

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"I just had a nightmare that 9 judges had control over men's bodies!"

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

AIDS prevention

The Joy of Sioux

Roman Condom Machine

'It's time to arm the fetuses!'

'Is this a wise policy, Ms Yomp- denying condoms to students with the poorest grades?'

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Tele Condom

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

"C'mon, baby. No. You know it's not as good when I wear it."

"Did you use a condom?"

"You haven't done this before, have you...?"

Abortions and Tattoos

'Just the one, thanks.'