Safe Sex Supporter Gifts

Condom Monitor.

WHO checklist

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"That was some climax, Hon."

My Life in Beards.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"What's a condom for?"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Cautious photojournalist.

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

AIDS prevention

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Roman Condom Machine

Why cartoons have sides.

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Lockdown Easing

Tele Condom

Promote the use of condoms.

"C'mon, baby. No. You know it's not as good when I wear it."

"Did you use a condom?"

'Just the one, thanks.'

Covid-19 in schools

"You haven't done this before, have you...?"

Safety dummies parents with child 'And this is our little accident'

Tom had been told always to wear a condom.

'I'd invite you in for coffee - but I've run out of condoms'

Flavius becomes embarrassed on ordering a pack of Trojans.