Safe Sex Shoppers Gifts

Prophylactics,condoms,rubbers.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

All Natural Nothing

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

WHO checklist

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"What's a condom for?"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

Introducing clean conscience products

Cautious photojournalist.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

'Consumer Society'

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

AIDS prevention

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

Roman Condom Machine

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

Can We Support Colin Kaepernick and Still Hate Nike For Abusing Foreign Workers?

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.