Advocate For Safe Sex Gifts

AIDS

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

WHO checklist

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"That was some climax, Hon."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

"What's a condom for?"

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

Couple in bed reading guide-books

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"You are here."

Cautious photojournalist.

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

AIDS prevention

The Joy of Sioux

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

Don't Say Gay Bill

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

Roman Condom Machine

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

Tele Condom

Danger Ahead

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Promote the use of condoms.

"C'mon, baby. No. You know it's not as good when I wear it."

'Gerald. I'm feeling festive. Give me sex.'

"Did you use a condom?"

"You haven't done this before, have you...?"

"It's probably for people who don't want kids."