Advocate For Comprehensive Sex Ed Gifts

I must pay attention in sex education class...

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"That was some climax, Hon."

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

"What's a condom for?"

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

Cautious photojournalist.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"You are here."

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

AIDS prevention

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

The Joy of Sioux

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

Roman Condom Machine

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'