Advocate For Comprehensive Sex Ed Pillows

I must pay attention in sex education class...

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"That was some climax, Hon."

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"What's a condom for?"

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Cautious photojournalist.

They Too

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"You are here."

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

The Joy of Sioux

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

AIDS prevention

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

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