Advocate For Sex Education Pillows

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"That was some climax, Hon."

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"What's a condom for?"

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"You are here."

Cautious photojournalist.

Controversial Boxes

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

It's a girl! Trapped inside a boy's body.

The Joy of Sioux

AIDS prevention

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

'If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.'