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"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"That was some climax, Hon."

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

"What's a condom for?"

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"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Cautious photojournalist.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"You are here."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

They Too

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Controversial Boxes

The Joy of Sioux

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

'If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.'

It's a girl! Trapped inside a boy's body.

AIDS prevention

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"