Sex Education Advocate Gifts

"You are here."

The Joy of Sioux

A bird and bee whose parents were afraid to talk to them about sex.

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

"Have you tried taking viagra Mr. Floppalottalus?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"That was some climax, Hon."

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"What's a condom for?"

'What's oriole sex'

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

Cautious photojournalist.

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

AIDS prevention

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'