Sex Educator Gifts

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

Condom-Man to the rescue!

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Sex Education - "Any questions?"

Getting pregnant

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

"Where are we? None of this stuff is even on the map!"

'Is Aunt Flo's monthly visit three to five business days, or are weekends included?'

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

'What does ominous mean?'

Marriage counselor: 'And then, you see, the little bee goes from flower to flower.'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

'Children, I think it's time we discuss lots and lots of birds, and lots and lots of bees.'

'A pterodactyl brought you...now stop bugging me!'

'In sex-ed, we learned the difference between a grope and a patdown.'

Condom Monitor.

The Birds & The Bees

1976. The Hite Report is published and instantly becomes a bestseller, confronting the mainstream with research-based evidence that women like to do three things: read, masturbate, and read about masturbating.

"..now he finally understands about the birds and the bees."

Family Planning Workshop 1+1=3

"Just say when."

'Well, finally the school district hired a professional to teach sex education.'

'What's oriole sex'

'My mum's just given me a positive talk about sex...'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

The future Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin about to be conceived.

'I was just told the facts of life...sexual abstinence.'

'Tell me about the birds, Forget about the bees,'

'My parents get really embarrassed when it comes to talking about sexually transmitted diseases...'

Tele Condom