Sex Ed Advocate Gifts

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"That was some climax, Hon."

Sex Education

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"What's a condom for?"

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

'What's oriole sex'

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"It was time you learned."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"You are here."

Cautious photojournalist.

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

The Joy of Sioux

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

AIDS prevention

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'