Sex Ed Advocate Gifts

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"That was some climax, Hon."

Sex Education

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"What's a condom for?"

'What's oriole sex'

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

"It was time you learned."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"You are here."

Cautious photojournalist.

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

AIDS prevention

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

The Joy of Sioux