Sexual Wellness Advocate Pillows

Couple in bed reading guide-books

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

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New arrival

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

You are what you eat!

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"That was some climax, Hon."

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Sex Education

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

The Incredible Shrinking Room

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"Thank god for Sudoku."

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.