Intimacy Improviser T-Shirts

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Relationship Warning Lights

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Global Positioning Manual

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Arouse Me!"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Heart To Heart

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

"Was it funny for you?"

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

You're too intimate!

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

"My orgasm was fake."