Intimacy Engineer T-Shirts

"Okay, up there, let's give 'er another try."

Sauvignon Bonk

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Relationship Warning Lights

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Kiss

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Global Positioning Manual

"Arouse Me!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Heart To Heart

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Right then......... in your own time."

You're too intimate!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Was it funny for you?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

"My orgasm was fake."