Intimacy Architects T-Shirts

"...I'm trisexual - I'll try anything sexual."

Sauvignon Bonk

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

The Day Dreamer.

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"I love what you've done with him."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Global Positioning Manual

"Arouse Me!"

Windmill

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Irvine Welsh

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

Heart To Heart

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

You're too intimate!

"Was it funny for you?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

A Woman's Conquests.